stupid items

I found an item called the sarcastic ball, it is a spoof from the magic eight ball. The magic eight ball gives answers to the questions you ask it, this ball not only doesn't answer your question, but it gives you attitude along with it. It has responses like "ask if I care" and "yeah right." There is no point to this ball; I'm sure they made it to make people laugh, but it's not even funny. Their selling point is "some of us need a little abuse now and then. If no one is there to dish it out, the sarcastic ball will do nicely." I always enjoy someone verbally abusing me.